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Husband: Wife, I change what then the pen expires into the dollar regularly today.
Wife: do you prepare to flee?
Husband: Not, I prepare to elope.
Wife: Does plan what moment elope?
Husband: Tell you to work, want to discuss with concubine.
Wife: Discussed to tell me quickly.
Husband: I and concubine elope, are you urgent what?
Wife: I am good make an appointment with small Laogong to scatter rapidly.
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Husband: Dear [link widoczny dla zalogowanych], do you want to eat what tonight delicious?
Wife (in reducing weight) : Want to make me fat die, I am other do not eat, have cucumber only.
Husband (immediately lie down is on the bed) : Understood, ask.
Wife (explode in sweat) : ...
(3)
Wife: Your height a meter 8, how to have a so short iron brother [link widoczny dla zalogowanych], not as tall as me still.
Husband: Those who condense is elite.
Wife: No wonder, so you are scum.
Husband: This ability and conjugate of your as it happens, are otherwise you met at the outset settle on I?
Wife: Regard as I was to faint temporarily first.
Husband: If you the head does not have daze at that time, in the courtyard big foolish his mom should laugh dead.
Wife: Close big foolish thing of his mom what?
Husband: Your head not daze, affirmative meeting is married that old fool [link widoczny dla zalogowanych], his mom collects a beautiful daughter-in-law in vain [link widoczny dla zalogowanych], still do not laugh dead?
Husband: Ouch... (by cruel hit)
(4)
Wife (make hungry record) : Small plum, old Buddha is hungry.
Husband: The white sugar cake that this loves old Buddha to eat takes flunky.
Wife (make fatigue record) : Small plum, acid of old Buddha arm died.
Husband: Flunky this is held to you.
Wife (shape of the be ashamed that make charming) : Small plum, old Buddha... stomach is very little oh. .
Husband: ? ? ?
Wife (make record of exaggerated charming be ashamed) : Stomach is very little...
Husband: Oh, flunky this gets old Buddha gut big, ... hey, this do you also want to reach?
(the movement omits)
Wife: Wait [link widoczny dla zalogowanych], often forget the bedbug that bathe, did you become clean personally not?
Husband: Flunky...
(5)
Husband (lie in the bed to go to school wife once shape of charming be ashamed) : When midday, v hoe standing grain is in the bed is classy you.
Wife: ...
(6)
Husband: The classmate meets today. Wife Yours Excellency, do you feel I wear that dress commander in chief?
Wife: Imperial new clothes.
(7)
Husband: Wife, you did not go to my unit.
Wife: How, it is me shameful, be still you have shameful secret?
Husband: Think what, we see person. It is they saw you only, say I am old the ox eats tender grass, these eyes did not eat fleshy beast.
Wife: Ha, eyesight is pretty good, this ability called an eye to eat the meat.
Husband: I just compare you big 3 months, groan.
Wife: Fasten life, that... you me eccentric it is good to tell them.
Husband: Do you have what eccentric?
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